Your Majesty, the Empress, Please Behave Yourself

[Empress + comedy + idle System + invincible + no-brain fun] Lin Tian transmigrated to a cultivation world, where the System told him he was a good-for-nothing. So Lin Tian kept his head down in the cultivation world for ten years. Ten years later, the System was reborn, and Lin Tian bound himself to a reward-stacking System, beginning his path to invincibility. [Ding! Detected that Host has kept a low profile for 10 years. Reward: one deluxe gift pack.] Lin Tian: “???” Lin Tian: “You said there’d be a reward! System, what do you mean by teleporting me into the Empress’s bedroom?” Empress: “Don’t come any closer!” Lin Tian: “Your Majesty, you wouldn’t want anyone to find out that you’ve lost all your cultivation, would you?”