Hear Me Out, I Wasn’t Born a Demon

[Cultivation + scheming + genius + so righteous it's downright wicked + comedy + How could someone this righteous be a member of the Demon Cult? + Call me a demonic seed and you're finished + I'm really not here to wreak havoc on the immortal sects.] Jiang Chen: “I've said this countless times. My heart is set on the righteous path. I was forced into the Demon Cult. I'm not some born demonic seed.” Lord of the Nine Nether Cult: “Disciple, you really are a born demonic seed. Your master knows talent when he sees it.” Jiang Chen: “Master, you've earned your death. For the sake of my background check, please make this sacrifice.” The entire Nine Nether Cult announces that its lord has fallen... Demon Cult disciple: “You even killed your master, and you still say you weren't born a demonic seed?” Jiang Chen: “I was purging evil to uphold the righteous path.” One day, Jiang Chen finally escapes the Demon Cult... He kneels devoutly before Immortal Cloud Sect and vows, “This disciple is devoted to doing good!” Immortal Cloud Sect leader: “I told you to cultivate the Dao. How did you end up cultivating demonic arts?” Scripture Pavilion elder: “How can reading a Purifying Heart Mantra make demonic energy appear on you?” Sect master: “You fail at Daoist arts the moment you learn them, yet master demonic arts at once? You'd better explain yourself.” “And why has your senior sister inexplicably become the Demon Cult's Holy Maiden?” Jiang Chen looks utterly innocent. “I really don't know how this happened. I only want to do good...” The fallen Lord of the Nine Nether Cult returns from the dead: “Disciple, you really are a born demonic seed.” “Don't call me a born demonic seed!”