My Ice-Cold Junior Brother Keeps Wanting to Dual Cultivate with Me

[Unorthodox cultivation + goofy comedy + wandering farther and farther down the road of sword-selling]

[The ending is a little rushed. Just think of the whole thing as a joke.]

After a lifetime as a quick transmigration big shot, Lin Qi finally retired. She chose a peaceful cultivation world and resolved to take it easy, hoping only to live out her days in peace.

She’d already settled on her persona: rich beyond belief, strongest in the world.

With that setup, living for a thousand years or more should be no problem.

But when she opened her eyes full of anticipation, she realized something was WRONG with this world!

The senior brother, who looked like the very picture of purity and grace, was actually bound to a Stepping Stone System. The jobs he did behind everyone’s backs were so filthy even a dog would turn them down. Don’t ask. Life is hard, so you have to work for it.

The soft, adorable second senior brother was actually a fox spirit, but his social anxiety was off the charts. All he could do was clutch Lin Qi’s sleeve and whimper.

The bald Buddhist cultivator next door had a glowing head. The talisman cultivators and artifact refiners were having an online competition over who was poorer. The spell cultivators had abandoned their proper work and spent all day developing aphrodisiacs...

At long last, she met a junior brother who seemed normal. But he turned out to be the male lead with the destined-to-be-a-dragon script, a proud and rebellious young man who gazed up at the sky and declared his lifelong ambition: “I’m going to find the strongest female monarch and cultivate with her!”

Lin Qi: This place can just burn. This cultivation world is doomed sooner or later.