Shocking! The Mystical Ancestor Is a Lifelong Single

Name: Shocking! The Mystical Ancestor Is a Lifelong Single
Author: May Flowers Bloom All the Way

震惊！玄学老祖竟是万年单身狗

by May Flowers Bloom All the Way (一路生花啊)

Status: Completed
Length: 669k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[No romance, livestreaming, metaphysics, ghost hunting]

The daughter personally raised by the couple from the capital’s Shi family went missing. Qiao En was the poor soul who got lost. Why? Because her soul was incomplete, making her what people commonly call intellectually disabled, and she was lured away with a single lollipop. She was gone for more than a decade!

Forced to sacrifice herself to the Dao because of a scheme a thousand years ago, Qiao En arrives in the 21st century to find the last fragment of her soul. But she has an unusual fate: first, she is destined for poverty; second, she is destined to be single. With no other choice, she hauls bricks by day and livestreams herself hunting ghosts by night just to stay alive!

Scene One:

The metaphysical grandmaster is mocked by millions of netizens for being a lonely old maid!

Shi Nuan comforts her: “Don’t worry, little sis. I won’t laugh at you!”

Qiao En: “Not even a hydraulic jack could push the corners of your mouth down!”

The metaphysical grandmaster is mocked for being flat broke!

Her CEO second brother tosses out a handful of black cards: “Pick whichever ones you want, little sis!”

Qiao En is touched. Second Brother is so handsome!

Shi Yan: “Heh, handsome, right? They’re 9.9 yuan each with free shipping on Pinduoduo. I can get you as many as you want!”

Qiao En: “Forget it. I can’t stay in this family anymore!”

Scene Two:

The Shi and Qin families have an arranged engagement!

On Qin Yu’s 28th birthday, the old master threatens to hang himself with a noodle, forcing him to go to the Shi family and claim his bride!

Shi Nuan: “If you don’t mind me coming with a whole family in tow, I don’t mind either!”

Shi Yan: “I mind!”

Qiao En: “I cultivate the Way of Unfeeling. I can’t help you with love!”

Qiao En’s father slaps the table and points to his other four sons. “Nephew, why not pick one of these boys instead?”

Qin Yu: “...” There’s really no need!

Old Master Qin holds Qin Tian’s child in his arms. “The Qin family has no descendants!”

The Qin family’s eldest branch makes a dazzling entrance, holding a baby: “Old man, look! I’ve made another mini-me!”

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319Chapters

293Reads · 30 days

130.8kReads · all time

8.8Score

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The plot is exciting, the fortune-telling is fast-paced, suitable for impatient people. But author, I have a question: didn't Houtu's seven-colored heart betray her? Can you give me a spoiler? How was the heart problem resolved in the end?
10 likes3y ago
I'm like an unkillable cockroach, the more setbacks I face, the stronger I become, so I've started a new project! Welcome everyone's criticism and suggestions! ❤️❤️❤️
9 likes3y ago
It's a great show, fast-paced, no unnecessary dialogue, and no romantic pairing, but there is one who loves the female lead. They were together before, but fate wouldn't allow it, so there's no romantic relationship. I hope everyone can be a kind and compassionate person, protecting themselves first, then others.
7 likes2y ago
It has a beginning and an end, a cause and an effect, reflects real cases, and also reflects our imagination!
5 likes3y ago
That's great, not a single unnecessary word was used! 👍👍👍 Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 🍉🍉
5 likes3y ago
Aren't Huangtian and Houtu a great couple? They've already been reincarnated, why aren't they given a proper pairing?
4 likes3y ago
The female lead's live-streamed fortune-telling is incredibly fast-paced, involving various races from heaven and earth, including humans, demons, and gods. The female lead is Houtu, and Qin Yu is Huangtian. Unfortunately, the story doesn't have a romantic pairing, so the two aren't allowed to be together.
3 likes2y ago
It's great, and so funny! The real and fake heiresses have a good relationship. The fake heiresses become the female lead's second sister-in-law, so I guess they have a male lead too. In the end, they didn't end up together because one is Houtu and the other is Huangtian. It's a little regrettable that they didn't end up together. I hope they can be together in the future. Keep up the good work, author!
3 likes2y ago
It's really beautiful, but it's a pity that Houtu and Haotian didn't end up together. I feel sorry for Haotian.
3 likes2y ago
Not enough!!! Author, keep up the good work!
3 likes3y ago