After Such a Miserable Past Life, Why Not Take Revenge?

[Rebirth + palace and household intrigue + revenge + farming + an absurdly clueless heroine who defies the usual tropes + a brilliant, scheming God of War prince who comes to her rescue]

In her last life, Xia Yiyi was as stupid as a pig. Her entire family was executed, while she had her eyes gouged out, her tongue cut off, and her hands and feet broken. She was thrown into a ruined temple and abused until she died!

Reborn into a new life, Xia Yiyi is ready to fight back!

She plucks every flower she sees, picks a fight with anyone who crosses her, protects her family, and takes on her enemies.

No demon or monster is a match for her!

This time, she is determined to be a spoiled wastrel to the very end,

so you can all see just how comfortable a wastrel's life can be!

Unfortunately, she's rather unlucky. She gets caught doing something bad three times in a row, and the dignified eldest daughter of a general's household is branded shameless, vile, and indecent. An uncle might put up with it, but an aunt never would...

But somehow, things don't go the way she wants them to!

Xia Yiyi: “Wasn't I supposed to be here for revenge?”

Mo Xuanyu: “Princess Consort, your revenge is complete. Now come take me tonight...”