Name: I'm Not the Original Host, So Acting Out and Giving Up Is Only Natural
Author: I'll Give You Two Slaps

Synopsis

[Transmigrate into a book + mind reading + showbiz + absurd comedy + one-on-one romance]

A funny girl knows next to nothing about love and men! The romance plot might be a complete mess.

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Su Qingwu, who loves watching suggestive male streamers, unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into a melodramatic body-double romance novel.

She's neither the heroine's body double nor the beloved supporting female character. She's a damn stepping-stone cannon fodder who helps the male lead bankrupt his villainous uncle.

Already full of resentment, Su Qingwu completely lets herself go.

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A classic line from the butler in an old-school domineering CEO novel: “It's the first time Young Master has brought a girl home.”

Su Qingwu: “So were all the people he brought home before men?”

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The upgraded version of the butler's classic line, version 2.0: “It's been a long time since Young Master laughed like this.”

Su Qingwu: “What, are there no jokes around here?”

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A college classmate asks a soul-searching question: “As a girl, don't you care about your reputation?”

Su Qingwu: “Long story. I'm just not cut out to be the heroine.”

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A male supporting character shows off his strengths in front of her, fishing for praise.

Su Qingwu: “Who are you trying to impress with that flex?”

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She goes out with her best friend and accidentally bumps into a Rolls-Royce.

Su Qingwu: “Are you short on cash lately?”

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She gets into a shouting match with an older woman and lies down on the ground.

Su Qingwu: “Time to show you what a body in its nineties looks like on someone in their twenties.”

At worst, we'll go to the hospital. Who knows which of us has more faulty organs?

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On a variety show, she joins a kindergarten's counterterrorism drill.

She wipes out the entire kindergarten and subdues a few well-meaning passersby. If the production crew and the kindergarten principal hadn't stepped in, she'd have been livestreaming her tears behind bars.

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This life comes down to two words: rebellion.

If you can blame someone else, don't blame yourself.

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Drop your standards and enjoy a shameless life.

Stats

118Chapters

125Reads · 30 days

92.1kReads · all time

7.3Score

45Listens

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