Every Day, I Go Insane After Becoming a Contrarian

[Reborn+Face-slapping and trash-taking-down+System+Relentless clapbacks]

In her previous life, Xia Li was dragged down by her birth family until she died. Given another chance at life, she unexpectedly bonded with a clapback System. Ever since she started going off on people every day, her life got a lot better.

When she saw couples showing off their love online, Xia Li offered a friendly comment: “I suggest you investigate him. Your boyfriend's got such dark circles. He clearly cheats and has erectile problems.”

Some time later, the woman thanked her profusely for her sharp eye in spotting a scumbag. Her boyfriend really was a total womanizer, flirting with women everywhere.

Seeing an exhibitionist harassing a woman on the roadside, Xia Li, who had turned into a man after failing her previous mission, slapped him on the butt and launched into a civilized tirade:

“Look at you. You've got a 70-30 body ratio, you look like a Muggle, and your face is covered in pockmarks. A stinking fly jumping off a cliff, pretending to be Batman. Why don't you go take a piss and see what you look like...”

Her insults made him question his entire existence. When he saw the police, he felt the same warmth as if he'd seen his family.

A professional pain in the neck, she always says the meanest things. Even a passing dog gets an earful.

But! Why did nobody tell her that she had to fall in love with the System while doing her missions?!