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You Want Me to Sign In and Be a Couch Potato? Sorry, I Love the Grind

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by Lanxi (澜兮)

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480k Words
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2y ago
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  • From the Start with a Exquisite Immortal Physique, I Become the Unrivaled Empress开局玲珑仙体,我成为了绝世女帝Alternate title on Fanqie

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2.1kReads · 30 days
620kReads · all time
274Shelf adds, last 14 days
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