In Shallow Waters, Turtles Abound. I Use Memes to Take Everyone Down

Showbiz + goofy comedy + sweet romance + going off the rails + memes + face-slapping + spilling secrets

Jiang Shijiu transmigrated into a book as the real daughter, a scheming green-tea supporting character. Her brothers didn't care for her, her parents resented her, her fiancé looked down on her, and the whole internet hated her.

She joined a dating reality show, only to be face-slapped one after another by the male supporting characters who adored the heroine.

After binding to a Truth-Telling System, Jiang “Giving Up” “Going Off the Rails” Shijiu said, “It's fine. Making it through another day is already an accomplishment.”

With enough resentment to feed ten Evil Sword Immortals, Jiang Shijiu let loose, picking fights with everyone, spilling secrets and enjoying the gossip, and driving them all crazy.

Things were already like this, so there was no need to stay particularly sane.

Female contestant on the reality show: “How dare you show your face here again?”

Jiang Shijiu: “You dared to knock on the director's door in the middle of the night. What would I be afraid of?”

Hater: “What happened to Jiang Shijiu? How does she dare to insult people on a livestream?”

Jiang Shijiu: “The people I insult deserve it. Anyone who insults me is just showing how classless they are.”

Trashy man: “Don't think you can compare to Xiaoxi.”

Jiang Shijiu: “Right, right, right. Losing you is like a fish losing its bicycle, or a fridge losing its lighter.”

After driving everyone crazy, Jiang Shijiu decided to quit showbiz and marry an award-winning actor.

Gu Junnian was a top-tier star, an aloof beauty, and a scion of the capital's elite.

One day, Gu Junnian posted a wedding photo with Jiang Shijiu online: “My wife.”

The internet's servers crashed. Their CP fans screamed: the Nian-Jiang couple is real!

The male contestants from the dating show fought over Jiang Shijiu, her parents and brothers regretted their actions and apologized, and even netizens said the entertainment industry couldn't do without her.

Jiang Shijiu, blissfully married to the award-winning actor, sat up in the middle of the night. “Seriously, what's wrong with them?”

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