Naruto: Sasuke, How Are You a Girl?

Name: Naruto: Sasuke, How Are You a Girl?
Author: Salty

火影：佐助你咋会是个女生呢？

by Salty (咸)

Status: Completed
Length: 391k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Livestreaming - Hokage - Multiple heroines]

He transmigrated as Naruto and activated a livestreaming System.

His viewers turned out to be dead ninjas?

From then on, the Pure Land was filled with wails, because Naruto was such a menace!

Mizuki: "Wasn't I dead? How can I see Naruto? Wait! He introduced my girlfriend to that idiot Iruka?!"

Naruto: "Don't worry, Teacher Mizuki. My teacher will take care of your girlfriend. He's a responsible, decent man."

Obito: "Naruto, I held you when you were little. You can't..."

Naruto: "SSS-Rank Lightning Release Secret Technique: Riding the Kirin!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi: "There are some things I'm sorry about, but Asuma had nothing to do with this."

Naruto: "I'm not going to kill him, so what's the rush? I'm only going to make sure his bloodline ends!"

Uchiha Fugaku: "Th-this can't be right. Naruto Uzumaki, I never did anything to offend you, did I?"

Naruto: "But Sasuko really is gorgeous~ And we grew up together. You can't break us up!"

Naruto: "Wait... even if you wanted to break us up, could you?"

Uchiha Fugaku: "..."

Stats

190Chapters

1.1kReads · 30 days

492.5kReads · all time

150Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.2Score

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