Naruto: Naruto's Wild Exploits

[Naruto x System x Comedy x No NTR x Genderbent Sasuke x Hiruzen Is Not Villainized]

What would it take to restore Naruto's reputation when even revealing his background isn't enough?

How much would you have to bully Kumogakure for them to put a bounty worth hundreds of millions on your head?

Why did Onoki stage a hurricane rescue?

What's the main job of Gaara's bodyguard for his rear end?

Where is Mei Terumi's limit for handling stress?

The answers to all this begin with one man.

And now, please welcome: Kumogakure's public enemy number one, Mei Terumi's rumored boyfriend, the man Gaara will hate for the rest of his life, the blond Onoki considers the absolute worst, Obito's strongest rival for the title of most hated at birth, the reformer of intelligence agencies, the world-famous overlord of the shinobi world, the abstract pioneer of new ninja tactics, the second Asura of the shinobi world, the coercive thinker, the physical educationist, the most shameless and reckless brute in the shinobi world, Naruto Uzumaki, making his entrance!