Naruto: Reborn as Shisui, I Never Give Itachi My Eyes

Lin Mo's favorite character is Shisui Uchiha. After a major game update, he keeps losing and raging. Then he comes across the iconic Naka River eye handoff scene, and can't stop thinking about it. He rants about the absurd decision to massacre the Uchiha, laments how Kotoamatsukami was wasted the entire time, and declares that if Shisui had lived to the Fourth Shinobi World War, he'd have been one of the strongest.

Before he can finish venting, he opens his eyes to find himself as Shisui Uchiha on a cliff, about to gouge out his own eye. Young Itachi is waiting in front of him to receive it, and the Naka River rushes behind him.

At the critical moment, the “Hokage Friendship Revision System” activates: it can patch the story and permanently revise its rules.

From the start, he uses a patch to escape death, refuses to give Itachi his eye, and rewrites his doomed fate.

To prevent the tragedy of the Uchiha massacre, he starts revising the story in all kinds of ways. One absurd patch follows another, until he even turns the entire Uchiha clan into women.

Looking at a clan full of fair-skinned beauties, Lin Mo sighs. Since the original plan is a lost cause, maybe a different approach to reviving the Uchiha will work just as well.