The Unhinged Princess Consort Plays Poor and Lazy, Yet Somehow Joins the Rat Race

[Fantasy + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place + household intrigue + intelligent characters + romance entirely driven by the hero's own schemes]

Tsundere lady-killer (hero) VS fierce beast tamer (heroine)

Version One:

Lu Chuzheng is reborn in a glamorous brothel. This time, she's going to reclaim everything that belongs to her...

Then an accident gets her tangled up with the arrogant, haughty regent, and she bolts.

Jun Guanmo is furious. She runs, he chases. Does she think she can get away?

No. She ends up as a pile of ashes.

Jun Guanmo goes completely mad, weeping at her grave like a child.

Until one day, Lu Chuzheng walks by holding the hand of a little pink dumpling who looks exactly like him. Jun Guanmo is stunned.

Version Two:

Regent Jun Guanmo publicly declares: My wife is delicate and frail, so do me a favor and don't bully her.

Lu Chuzheng does her best to keep up the “delicate and frail” act, walking gracefully, speaking softly, and smiling like a young lady from a distinguished family.

Until one day, Jun Guanmo sees Lu Chuzheng swinging an axe with all her might and whipping a king cobra around by its tail. He falls silent.

Later, when guard captain Yang Feng presents him with a huge stack of “evidence” from people accusing Lu Chuzheng of various crimes, Jun Guanmo decides... to play dead.