The Pretty Wife Smirked: Your Highness, You Can’t Escape Me Tonight

【Fierce woman from the Western Regions × Sickly prince】 (One-on-one romance + devoted to each other + combative couple + competing at acting + love-hate relationship) Who says a political marriage is a blissful escape? It’s clearly a battlefield! Su Liuying, the fiercest woman in the Western Regions, brings three packets of her family’s secret fertility powder when she marries into the prince’s household. Her goals: seduce the sickly prince into bed, kill him, and return with an unborn child to report back! Little does she know that Prince Xiao Jue looks frail but has an eight-pack that could take down an ox, and his ability to ruin her plans is even better than his martial arts! He feigns illness while she tests him; she drugs him and he turns the tables. Under-the-table leg squeezes, putting on a show at court... As a married couple, they’re always at each other’s throats, and every day is a championship match! He: “You look so serious when you’re drugging me.” She: “You look so punchable when you’re pretending to be sick.” Whoever falls in love first loses? Not a chance! They sabotage each other one moment and join forces the next to take on scheming rivals, build a merchant guild, and root out the remnants of their enemies. The action never lets up, and the laughs are so loud the neighbors call the police! Let’s see who gives in first! (A friendly reminder: don’t read this while drinking. We’re not responsible for any spit-takes!)