The Hilarious Poison Consort and the Crippled Prince Who Drops the Act

[Two equally strong leads, both virgins, historical fantasy, adorable child defying heaven, tragic ending] (A massive pit. Don’t read it.) Prologue: I had long forgotten my feelings for you, yet I still ended up falling for your quirky, spirited self. Yet he became the sole survivor. He would remember her forever, through all eternity and every lifetime. “Ha ha ha… Little Huang’er… You were cruel enough to take away even my right to die… Ha ha ha…” The man’s shrill sobs mingled with his laughter. He had completely lost his mind. A gentle breeze swept by, and all the memories drifted away into the endless river of time.