Name: Naruto: I Had No Offensive Power in Life, but Now I’m Slaughtering Everyone
Author: Dark Soy Sauce and Scallions

Synopsis

Before the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kabuto Yakushi, the master of making dreams come true, carried several coffins to Obito Uchiha.

When Obito saw who was inside one of them, he spun around and smacked Kabuto across the face.

“You actually dared to bring this lunatic back with Impure World Reincarnation? Are you insane? Even Orochimaru wouldn’t dare…”

Just then, the coffin was kicked to pieces, and a figure slowly stepped out.

“Did I sleep all the way through the Shinobi War? Guess it’s time for me, Kobayashi, to take the stage…”

Only then did Kabuto remember the fear his respected Lord Orochimaru had felt when controlled by the man known as a “human artillery platform.”

He still remembered how, when Orochimaru spat a snake at him, the man had immediately transformed into the “Eight-Headed Serpent.”

When someone once looked at him with the Sharingan, the man promptly climbed into a hundred-meter-tall “Perfect Susanoo.”

When someone used the Three-Room, One-Living-Room Technique on him, a “Thousand-Meter Buddha” rose from the ground, grabbed the Nine-Tails, and declared, “You’re too strong. I’m going to seal you!”

At that moment, a certain snake, hiding inside the cursed seal and refusing to come out, was trembling with fear…

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