Starting Out as Super Brother: Turning the Akatsuki into a Delivery Squad

(Building up the ninja world + refusing to take losses, running a food delivery business as my main job and helping people meet their end as a side gig, no NTR, no angst, no regrets)

I transmigrated into Naruto and took over the body of “Yahiko” (Pain's Deva Path), gaining the “Overflowing Happiness System.”

I hadn't even checked the System before I gave Nagato two hard slaps: “Look at the mess you've made of us...”

As the name suggests, the System grants powerful skills when you boost people's happiness.

From the start, Nagato and Konan's happiness shot through the roof, and I immediately got the “Super Bro” skill.

I cleared the rain clouds over the Hidden Rain Village. Sunlight poured down, the residents were overjoyed, and I got a panda summoning contract plus level-ten super armor.

Next, I started panda diplomacy. I wanted no money, just Ichiraku Ramen's secret recipe. With deliveries reaching the whole ninja world, everyone's happiness soared...

The Akatsuki started recruiting delivery drivers, but the original lineup was mandatory. Anyone who objected got a super-armored Super Shinra Tensei.

There's no one a single Shinra Tensei can't deal with. If there is, I'll have Nagato fire off another one with me...

The entire Akatsuki: “Greetings, Boss!”

I gave each of them a hard slap.

“Call me Super Bro!”