You Asked Me to Be a Simp, Not to Livestream a Cleanup of the Entertainment Industry

Name: You Asked Me to Be a Simp, Not to Livestream a Cleanup of the Entertainment Industry
Author: Whole Wheat Bread

让你当舔狗没让你直播整顿娱乐圈

by Whole Wheat Bread (全麦面包)

Status: Completed
Length: 321k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Super sweet 1v1 + transmigrate into a book + showbiz + absurd comedy + male lead undecided + career-focused plot + a heroine who's cool, strong, and not what she seems]

Nan Weilan transmigrates into the role of a cannon-fodder supporting actress, only to develop a strange condition that makes her tell the truth.

And so, her devoted doormat persona falls apart, and her whole style takes a wild turn.

On a dating show:

Before the illness, sweet and coy: “I'm very devoted. I just can't feel interested in other men.”

After the illness, shameless flirt: “Come here and let big sis see how firm those abs are.”

In the wilderness:

Before the illness, delicate flower: “I'm so soft and fragile. I can't handle this kind of hard work.”

After the illness, all-around badass: “Chop wood with my bare hands? No problem. I could take on a bear by myself.”

Her wealthy husband:

Before the illness, hopeless romantic: “I don't want a divorce. You're the only one I'll ever love!”

After the illness, clear-eyed woman: “Sign the papers if you know what's good for you. Don't keep me from finding a hot young guy!”

Nan Weilan gives up on treatment and decides to embrace the chaos. To her surprise, she becomes an online sensation.

Her former haters: “What a fake, affected little flower. A professional attention-seeker. Get out of showbiz!”

Afterward, they can't get enough: “Nan-ge is the fairest of them all! Long may Nan-ge reign! Nan-ge is invincible! May Nan-ge live as long as heaven!”

Watching the woman who'd been fawning over him for three years change so drastically, her secretly married tycoon husband can't sit still. He tears up the divorce papers and tries to pull her into his arms. “Lanlan, is this hot-and-cold act your new trick?”

Nan Weilan: “...” Does letting loose count as a new trick?

Other names

Yay! After the Simp Started Telling Only the Truth, the Yandere's Fists Got Hard耶！舔狗只说真话后病娇拳头硬了Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

178Chapters

58Reads · 30 days

396.8kReads · all time

8.9Score

6Listens

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It's really good! As one of the few novels by Tomato where the female protagonist can only speak the truth, it's truly excellent. Finally, an update!!!
39 likes3y ago
Wow, the author I follow finally updated! Even though it's a female-oriented novel, I still really enjoyed reading it. The author's writing style is also very good. I love it! ❛˓◞˂̵✧
29 likes3y ago
That's so well written! It would be even better if it were written by Du Mei. No matter where you are in the world, Sister Nan is the most beautiful!
18 likes3y ago
Author, you are naturally beautiful, possessing unparalleled beauty, captivating charm, graceful figure, and peerless elegance. You are like a pear blossom in the rain, with a face as beautiful as the moon and a graceful, elegant posture, a beauty that could topple kingdoms, gentle and lovely, and as bright as a pearl. I'm sure you'll update quickly, right? I'll definitely update ten times a day! (⑉°з°)-♡
16 likes3y ago
Author, author, I've followed you! Your writing is absolutely fantastic! (^0^)/ Keep it up! And please update soon, it's truly amazing! (/ω\)
14 likes3y ago
I really like the female lead. It's so satisfying that she can say whatever she wants! I never used to get annoyed waiting for updates when reading books, but with this book, I'm looking forward to updates every single day.
13 likes3y ago
It's good. The female lead doesn't actually need the male lead. She can be beautiful on her own. 😏😏 It's rare to see a female lead who isn't love-struck and is so clear-headed these days.
12 likes3y ago
It's so beautiful, but there's just not enough of it! 😢😢😢
11 likes3y ago
Nan Weilan, my sister Lan, is incredibly satisfying to slap people in the face, and only speaks the truth. However, I've always considered Gu "Yandere" (as described in the original synopsis) as the male lead, so if a male lead suddenly appears out of nowhere, it'll feel a bit off. Without a man in my heart, drawing my sword is naturally divine. So I'm thinking... Cough cough cough, how about no male lead at all???? (Wink wink)
9 likes3y ago
Dear author, I absolutely love the female lead's personality! Judging from the synopsis, is that President Gu the male lead? I feel like he's really not good enough for her 🥺. Could you perhaps pick a guy from the original story who hasn't had a romantic relationship with her and assign him to the female lead?
9 likes3y ago