You Asked Me to Be a Simp, Not to Livestream a Cleanup of the Entertainment Industry

Name: You Asked Me to Be a Simp, Not to Livestream a Cleanup of the Entertainment Industry
Author: Whole Wheat Bread

让你当舔狗没让你直播整顿娱乐圈

by Whole Wheat Bread (全麦面包)

Status: Completed
Length: 321k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Super sweet 1v1 + transmigrate into a book + showbiz + absurd comedy + male lead undecided + career-focused plot + a heroine who's cool, strong, and not what she seems】 Nan Weilan transmigrates into the role of a cannon-fodder supporting actress, only to develop a strange condition that makes her tell the truth. And so, her devoted doormat persona falls apart, and her whole style takes a wild turn. On a dating show: Before the illness, sweet and coy: “I'm very devoted. I just can't feel interested in other men.” After the illness, shameless flirt: “Come here and let big sis see how firm those abs are.” In the wilderness: Before the illness, delicate flower: “I'm so soft and fragile. I can't handle this kind of hard work.” After the illness, all-around badass: “Chop wood with my bare hands? No problem. I could take on a bear by myself.” Her wealthy husband: Before the illness, hopeless romantic: “I don't want a divorce. You're the only one I'll ever love!” After the illness, clear-eyed woman: “Sign the papers if you know what's good for you. Don't keep me from finding a hot young guy!” Nan Weilan gives up on treatment and decides to embrace the chaos. To her surprise, she becomes an online sensation. Her former haters: “What a fake, affected little flower. A professional attention-seeker. Get out of showbiz!” Afterward, they can't get enough: “Nan-ge is the fairest of them all! Long may Nan-ge reign! Nan-ge is invincible! May Nan-ge live as long as heaven!” Watching the woman who'd been fawning over him for three years change so drastically, her secretly married tycoon husband can't sit still. He tears up the divorce papers and tries to pull her into his arms. “Lanlan, is this hot-and-cold act your new trick?” Nan Weilan: “...” Does letting loose count as a new trick?

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It's really good to read. As one of the few Tomato novels where the heroine can only tell the truth, it's really good to read. Finally, update! ! !
39 likes3y ago
Wow, the author I follow has finally updated. Although it is a female channel, I still enjoy watching it. The author's writing style is also very good. Love it, love it. ❛˓◞˂̵✧
29 likes3y ago
The writing is so good, it would be even better if she was the only one beautiful. From all over the world, Sister Nan is the most beautiful!
18 likes3y ago
The author, you are a shy flower with a closed moon, a natural beauty, national beauty, aloes, falling wild geese, graceful and graceful, thousands of charming and graceful, peerless pear blossoms with rain, flowers, moon appearance, graceful and graceful, alluring, gentle, beautiful, charming and moving, bright as pearls and jade, I will definitely update it soon, I will definitely update it ten times a day (⑉°з°)-♡
16 likes3y ago
Author, author, I have paid attention to you, your writing is really great (^0^)/ Come on, and the author, please update quickly, your writing is really wonderful (/ω＼)
14 likes3y ago
I like the heroine very much. Please say what you want to say. It's so cool. In the past, it was not difficult to read books and wait for updates, but I look forward to the updates of this book every day.
13 likes3y ago
Nice. In fact, it is okay for the female protagonist to not need the male protagonist. It's entirely possible to be beautiful on your own. [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly] It's rare to see such a heroine who is not in love and has a clear head.
12 likes3y ago
Wow, it's so beautiful, but it's not enough to watch [cry][cry][cry]
11 likes3y ago
Nan Weilan, my sister Lan, it's super cool to be slapped in the face, and I only tell the truth. However, I had always regarded "yandere" Gu (as written in the original introduction) as the male protagonist. It would be strange if a male protagonist came from heaven halfway through. There is no man in my heart, so I draw my sword to the God of Nature. So I thought... Ahem, why not just have no male protagonist? ? ? (Eye hint)
9 likes3y ago
Dear author, I really like the heroine's character. From the introduction, is President Gu the male protagonist? I feel like he is really not worthy of the heroine [I'm about to cry]. Can the author choose a boy from the original plot who has never been with CP to assign to the heroine? Because I can't accept that President Gu and that little white flower are in love in the original plot. Hehe [crazy]. I just praised the heroine's character without saying anything. Who is the male protagonist? Is it the one named Gu? The male protagonist is out. Please tell me.
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