A Country Dog Charges into Showbiz, Barking Up a Storm

Name: A Country Dog Charges into Showbiz, Barking Up a Storm
Author: One Little Demon

土狗勇闯娱乐圈，我旺旺旺旺旺旺

by One Little Demon (一妖儿)

Status: Completed
Length: 176k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 2y ago
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【Entertainment Industry + Ridiculous Humor and Memes + Unhinged Antics + Bringing a Kid on a Dating Show】 Pei Qian has entered a variety show! From the start, she shouts “I want the foreigners dead!” on the “Trainee Showdown” stage, shocking everyone. She gets unfairly eliminated after singing “I Got Up Early to Pick Up Manure.” Pei Qian had planned to defend the country, but instead she goes on a rampage, jabbing a guest in the butt with a sugarcane stalk. “Die, all of you!” She joins a dating show as a scandal-ridden celebrity. When asked to choose the male guest who makes her heart flutter, she clings to a big yellow dog and refuses to let go. “Overconfident loser! I’d choose a dog over you any day!” The male guest is emotionally devastated, and the entire screen fills with abusive comments. Pei Qian picks up dog poop and throws it at the camera. “You insult me, you eat dog poop.” The audience goes wild! The audience loses it! The audience screams in disgust! Pei Qian’s outrageous antics turn the dating show into a gross-out spectacle, but the morbidly curious audience tunes in to every live broadcast. Then, with Pei Qian’s words, “That’s right, we have a child,” the show shoots to the top of the ratings! The director tearfully plays along with Pei Qian’s antics, and the dating show becomes a parenting show. As the episodes go on, Pei Qian’s reputation makes a complete turnaround! 【Baby Qian, I’m sending you a rocket!】 The dating show is a huge hit, but the trainee show goes off the rails. All the Chinese contestants are eliminated, leaving the show full of foreigners, and the director tearfully begs for help. “Qian! The country’s in danger, come save us!” “Stop getting caught up in romance here. The foreigners have already crossed the border.” Pei Qian picks up dog poop. “Are you getting lost or not? If you don’t, I’ll smear this on your face!” “Five hundred million! Come back and sing.” Ying Siye throws down five hundred million. Pei Qian: “Qian is my name, fighting the foreigners is my destiny!” “One billion for a kissing scene!” Ying Siye, a rich fool with more money than sense, keeps throwing bigger sums at Pei Qian. In the end... Ying Siye pins her against the wall and kisses her fiercely, eyes red. “A hundred billion to be my wife!” Netizens: ?? So I’m the clown here!

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