The Uncanny Path: I Told You to Cultivate, So Why Have You All Gone Mad?
诡道：让你们修真，你们都疯了？
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- Completed
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- 263k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Cultivation
- Updated
- 2y ago
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- Immortals? Buddhas? You're All Dead!仙？佛？都给爷死Alternate title on Fanqie
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Haha! Well done! The Heavenly General did a great job! The God of Time cooperated perfectly! Chen Ping'an was thoroughly fooled! This is so much fun! It's a perfect spectacle, more entertaining than *The Daoist Mysterious Immortal*, but not as exciting. Let's cheer for Chen Ping'an again!
Great, great! A hilarious and exhilarating read, action from beginning to end. The protagonist's family are all incredibly powerful beings, he's practically a god himself, his underlings have a grandfather in their heads, and he even has a stunning goddess as his wife. The plot moves at a brisk pace, it's incredibly entertaining and full of excitement.
Such a good book, how come no one is reading it?
I've succeeded! Hehe, I'm going to become an immortal! Hehehe, I won! I won! No, this is all fake, all fake! Evil spirits, don't even think about disturbing my Dao heart!
I've become an immortal! I've become an immortal! This humble Taoist has achieved immortality! I've achieved immortality! Hahaha!!! This book has a smooth plot and perfectly timed emotions, always evoking the reader's feelings at just the right moments. A masterpiece. Why is the rating so low when there are so many five-star ratings?
"For cultivators, the greatest taboo is inner demons. What are your inner demons?"
General Taiping is playing well! What kind of fun will he bring this time? Well done, well done! He believed it, he believed it.
The pacing wasn't quite right at first, but it got better and better later on. The protagonist's personality is eccentric, the angst is perfectly balanced, the depth is excellent, and the writing is truly superb. It's been a long time since I've read such a great novel; it's just that the beginning was a bit off-putting.
As Chen Taiping grew, people died one after another, gradually increasing the burden on his shoulders. These people also influenced his choices. Countless threads symbolizing obstacles bound him, and as he untied a few and his vision broadened, he saw threads even deeper and tighter than before. This book is amazing! The protagonist is both handsome and eccentric. You have to read it!
How could there be a book so perfect for me?! It completely hits the spot! It's fantastic! It's just that two updates a day aren't enough.