The Spirit-Boned Snake Immortal

[Dominating, ruthless Snake-Bone Immortal x unlucky, resilient, clever young wife] (Suspense + supernatural mystery-solving + doting romance + sweet and angsty + little monster-catching stories + more or less marriage before love) I was born in an ancient village steeped in mysterious legends. There was a cave there with a gigantic coiled snake skeleton inside. It had received offerings for a hundred years, and people worshipped it like a god. When I was just over ten, my greedy father sold me to the Snake Bone as its bride, with the agreement that we would marry when I came of age. The Snake Bone’s servant told me it wouldn’t awaken for a hundred years and that I could stay by its side without worry. I believed him! But one snake broke its promise, came to me early, and forcefully took over every part of my life... I pointed at the snake. “Don’t lie in my bed.” The snake replied, “You’re my wife. Why can’t I lie in your bed?” I glared at it through gritted teeth. “Put your tail away.” The snake shamelessly sidled closer. “Sorry. When a snake meets someone it loves, it can’t help showing its true form...” “Cheeky snake!” I snapped. Ever since that cheeky snake arrived, my life has changed completely. Demons and monsters all want me dead. Why? The snake said, “Because my wife’s blood smells so good that it makes those demons and monsters commit terrible sins!” I scolded it. “Speak plainly!” The snake deflated. “I admit it. They’re my enemies.” “Stay away from me!” “No. We still have to build a perfect family together.” “Shameless!”