The Great Qin Slacker's Diary

[Transmigrates with a Phone + Lighthearted + Funny + No-Brains Court Intrigue] She transmigrates into the Warring States era as a spy. Mission: Infiltrate the Xianyang Palace and wait for a chance to poison Qin Shi Huang. Identity: Mi Su, a fake princess of Chu! Sang Li strongly refuses, but the other side's broadsword leaves her little choice. Well-versed in Warring States history, she knows the difference between staying alive for a while and staying alive for good. So after marrying into Qin, she sets her sights on Qin Shi Huang, her most powerful patron, hoping to lie flat and live a quiet, carefree life. Her motto: "In the inner palace, the more you say, the more mistakes you make. The more you do, the faster you die!" But who could have guessed that the First Emperor would hear every offhand complaint and little secret she let slip? Ying Zheng: "Consort, tell me, what is this?" As Sang Li looks at the spy sent by Chu to keep watch on her, tied up like a giant crab, she drops to her knees and wails: "Your Majesty, my admiration for you is plain for all to see, witnessed by Heaven itself!" "Th-that really is just a giant crab from Chu!"