NBA: The Bench King

【System + sports + passionate + parallel world】 Who could have imagined that the NBA would be dominated by a “bench player” for ten years! Kobe: Just because I lost a one-on-one game to Shen Lang, he bet that I wouldn’t be allowed to ride in a helicopter for ten years after retirement! Iverson: Shen Lang made me realize that even an MVP, scoring champion, or All-Star-caliber player can end up coming off the bench. It’s not impossible. LeBron James: You know, Shen Lang is an exceptionally talented bench player! Coach: Shen Lang, I want you in the starting lineup! Shen Lang: Uh, it’s mainly because I hate the tip-off. Can I come on after it’s over? Reporter: The game lasts 48 minutes, and you came off the bench with just five seconds left. Why not start the game instead? Shen Lang: I wanted to give my little bro a chance to start. Little bro: Does starting for five seconds count as starting? Shen Lang: Doesn’t it? Important note: This is a parallel-world setting. Aside from the names, things may differ greatly from reality. Don’t take it as real, and don’t nitpick. If you do, I’m the one who’s wrong...