The Gods Above Cannot Grant Me Death

满天神佛无人能赐我一死

by Zy Bai Yu (Zy白宇)

Status: Completed
Length: 196k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Born unable to cultivate, Shangguan spent seventeen years in the cultivation world as an ordinary mortal, all thanks to his adoptive father.

Seventeen years of disdain and scorn had left Shangguan utterly disillusioned. Just as he was about to die, he obtained a bizarre System.

And so it began.

You say you’re a thousand-year-old zombie and you’re going to drain all my blood?

That’s hilarious. You can’t drain it all.

You say you’re a ten-thousand-year-old demon and you’re going to possess my body?

Once you’re inside me, you’re not getting out.

With the gods and Buddhas crowding the sky, the protagonist shouts, “Who can grant me death?”

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