Bungo Stray Dogs: No Need to Panic, It’s Just Raising a Kid

Name: Bungo Stray Dogs: No Need to Panic, It’s Just Raising a Kid
Author: I Really Can't Write This

文野：不慌，不就是养崽吗？

by I Really Can't Write This (实在写不出来)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 396k Words
Genre: Unknown
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Updated: 1y ago
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(First person + mainly Bungou Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, and Fate + male lead raising kids + no romance + everyone’s a comedian, villains have lowered intelligence, OOC warning) By an unexpected transmigration, he became Mori Ogai and got involved in a plan called the “Three-Part Plan.” Just as he was working hard to become the boss, a child named Edogawa Ranpo showed up at his clinic. Edogawa said Mori had destroyed his organization, leaving him homeless, and now had to take responsibility for him. A week later, a child named Dazai Osamu came to the clinic. Dazai said Mori had destroyed his organization, leaving him homeless, and that Mori had to take responsibility for him too. A month later, a child named Kurosawa Jin came to the clinic. Three months later, there was a fourth child, then a fifth... Mori Ogai’s smile gradually faded. He came to become the boss, not to raise children! (The male lead either transmigrated or was originally Mori. For certain reasons, he just thinks he transmigrated.)

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The author is great, I want to write this as a movie, and then watch the eyes of the literary community next door [smile]
466 likes4y ago
I personally think this fanfic is very well written. The author deliberately created another Mr. Mori, that is to say, this Mr. Mori is not as cold-blooded as in the original work, but is more affectionate and kind. Then I have established a bond with Dazai and the others, and it is also relatively funny and relaxed, and does not require much thinking. I think this rating is a low rating for him. Anyway, I gave him a 5-star review. I really like Mr. Mori as described in this article. He is very good. Moreover, his superpower has been slightly adapted into one that can be divided into multiple clones, which is more interesting. And the relationship with Fukuzawa Yukichi is not so tense. Overall, this story seems very interesting, especially when describing daily life, I think it is very heartwarming and funny. And the author's update speed is about one chapter a day. This speed is actually acceptable. You can't ask others to update five or six chapters a day. Sometimes you just have to be considerate of the author, which is pretty good. Well, that's it for now. This is why I think this book deserves 5 stars. I recommend everyone to read it.
75 likes4y ago
This is the author. This article is an old article written three years ago. I just moved to Tomato recently. I currently have 320,000 words of articles. Don't worry about the frequency of updates and cheating. They are all comprehensive comics, mainly literary and wild, and others include Conan, Fate, Tutor, etc., Which are more about daily parenting stories. I would like to add that since this is my first novel, the characters must be seriously OOC, and there may be problems with the logic. Moreover, since many settings of Asagiri were not released three years ago, many characters will seriously deviate from the original novel. If you like to read logical but not OOC literary fans, I suggest you read with caution.
75 likes4y ago
Personally, I feel that the introduction is a bit average, and it's not really to my taste anyway, but I think this is the most interesting one about Wen Ye that I've seen on Tomato so far, so please read more. Awesome, author I love you
44 likes4y ago
This book is really great, at least I like it It's a pity that too few people read Tomato Wenye and Wucp Wenye
41 likes4y ago
The male protagonist is Mori Ogai, who thinks he has physically traveled through time, but in reality is himself. How will the author show off the details? Now the leader of Portmafia Raised a bunch of cubs (small ones, only teenagers, arranged in the order of adoption): the eldest cub Edogawa Ranpo (hedgehog head), the second cub Dazai Osamu (cauliflower head, toothless cub), the third cub Kurosawa Jin (named Cori's Gin) (the mouthless one, the best behaved, so he can't make as much noise as the first two, and his presence is a bit low), the order of the fourth and fifth cubs is not sure, it should be Ayaka first, then Nakahara Chuuya (little orange hair, "stepmother") The characters may be a bit OOC compared to the original, but they are very reasonable and heartwarming, and the little ones are super cute! Especially when fighting for favor, people with super high IQs fight with each other and finally succumb to the iron fist of love (hhhhh~Be beaten)
38 likes4y ago
This book is really great. The plot is beyond my expectation and very funny. The writing is very smooth and the author is guaranteed. Trust me, you won't lose money if you invest! ! !
23 likes4y ago
I really like Mori, who is humane, soft-hearted, confused and pinching, Dazai, the cauliflower head who has turned into a foodie, Ranpo, who is a brainiac and hopes that his "father" will not get married, Chuuya, who is still a Hong Kong gangster and conscience, and Aya, who likes to eat ducks. Tsuji, the extremely lucky Kurosawa (no, Gin) who has the power of the law of cause and effect, Ori Tensaku, the super spicy curry advocate whose stepmother turned into a bodyguard, Fukuzawa who masturbates the cat whenever they disagree, this world is really great👍🏻!
22 likes3y ago
The author won't run away! ! ! ? Come back and update me soon! ! !
20 likes3y ago
Super pretty! Dazai finally stops thinking about suicide! ! (A joy from a mother fan)
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