Good news:
I brought my dead goddess back to life!
Bad news:
She's four years old now!
Even worse, after I worked so hard to raise the shrunken goddess, she suddenly showed up and said the two of us had a child together!
The miniature goddess calls me Dad all day long.
The whole world thinks I stole the goddess's corpse and had a child, and they all say I'm a monster.
The goddess's family comes knocking.
Everyone has their eyes on me.
The goddess tells me to cultivate martial arts.
But why does it feel like I'm cultivating immortality?
Why is my martial arts nothing like yours?
