I'm Out of Books to Read. Looking for a Story Where the Protagonist Dies at the Start, and Everyone at His Funeral Is a Big Shot 求主角开头死了办葬礼来的人都超牛逼的书荒
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The Thousand-Year Crane Never Returns 千岁鹤不归
[Scheming Fox Immortal x Nurtured Courtesan] Two male leads / Both strong / Fated entanglement “I am his destined vessel; he is my tribulation.” In the ninth year of the Xuan era, demonic arts run rampant and the martial world is in turmoil. Chen Heqing, born to an ordinary family, follows his sister after she is sold to a brothel, where he is forced to scrape by among women. He dreams of roaming the martial world, but has to hide his edge and put on makeup. One side is a world of flashing blade
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The Cicada Project 蝉计划
[Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of
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I Spent Ten Billion, and Now the King of Hell Begs Me Not to Die 花掉一百亿，阎王求我别死了
Terminally ill, with only half a month left on the clock, Shen Yan was on the verge of death. At this critical moment, the Hundred-Billion Life-Extension System activated! As long as he spends money, he can exchange it for more life! The more he spends, the longer he lives! To stay alive, he began spending money like crazy. He scattered cash, bought luxury mansions, and squandered billions without restraint. His lifespan skyrocketed, and his life grew more comfortable by the day. But the unde
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I Attended My Own Funeral for Love 为爱参加自己葬礼
Shen Zhifei accidentally entered a parallel world and saw his parents there consumed by grief. Out of love, he tried to enter that world again, attended his own funeral, and left behind a letter expressing his love...
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At the Funeral, My Scumbag Ex and Best Friend Laughed That I Died Too Soon 葬礼上，渣男和闺蜜笑我死得早
At the Funeral, the Jerk and My Best Friend Laughed at How Young I Was When I Died
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The Decline of the Mystic Arts in 1999 1999年玄门末路
July 15, 1999. Ancestral home in a walled village in the New Territories, Hong Kong. The shadow of a century-old locust tree swayed wildly in the torrential rain. Lin Qingya held a peachwood sword before the incense altar. The Big Dipper carved into its blade shone with dazzling blue light. He looked down at the month-old baby girl in his arms. Seven cinnabar moles on her left shoulder formed the shape of a ladle, mirroring the constellation carved on the sword. “Master, the Array of a Hundred G
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- 7 Years Against the Current: The Road Home 逆流之年之归途 This is a story about loss and rebuilding. It does not glorify smooth sailing or easy success. Instead, it portrays how, after countless failures, an ordinary person, shackled by emotional burdens and debt, stumbles onward in search of a way home that truly belongs to them. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 My Useless Spiritual Root: Reforming the Cultivation World With Toxic Advice 废灵根的我，靠毒鸡汤整顿修仙界 I transmigrated into the world of cultivation, but my spiritual root was so useless that the spirit-testing stone shattered on the spot. With no other choice, I became a rogue cultivator, and everyone mocked me as “the lowest of the low in the cultivation world, walking around on two legs.” That was until I offered the Sword Venerable some advice: “Fellow Daoist, your heart of the Dao is unsteady.” The Sword Venerable achieved enlightenment right there and then, dropped to his knees, and begged 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 I Became an Internet Celebrity in the Underworld 我在阴司当网红 Introduction I'm a Taoist priestess who livestreamed metaphysics theories in the living world and never encountered a real ghost. Then I got so excited over a 200,000-yuan tip that I keeled over on the spot. When I woke up, I was standing in the gloomy Hall of the King of Hell. The judge told me my allotted lifespan wasn't over, but that the way I died was too embarrassing. Since I was here anyway, I might as well get back to my old line of work in the underworld. Who could have guessed that the 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 A Required Course in Growing Up with a Middle Schooler 与初中生共同成长的必修课 Introduction: “What’s wrong with my child?” This book explores the challenges of transitioning from primary to middle school and the early parent-child conflicts of adolescence. What this book promises: This is more than a book about solving “problems.” It’s a roadmap to help you anticipate “growth” and enjoy the journey of being there for your child. To readers: How to use this book: record your questions and growth, and move forward in step with your child. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Call Me the Corpse Ancestor: It All Began with Refining My Fated Female Corpse 请叫我尸祖，从炼化本命女尸开始 Prologue · The Family Rules My family has three ancestral rules: First, never do business with anyone wearing a black suit and a silver-gray tie. Second, after midnight, if you hear someone knocking in a pattern of three short knocks followed by two long ones, hold your breath until the knocking stops. Third, and most important: every man in the Chen family must find a way to "marry" a thousand-year-old corpse once he turns twenty-two. For a hundred years, my family observed the first two rules, 156Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Your Majesty, Hear Me Out! 娘娘，请听我狡辩！ After transmigrating into the body of a fake eunuch, Shen Yan is exhausted. Palace intrigue? No, he just wants to keep his head down, survive in the harem, and admire the beauties along the way. But every consort is a natural-born schemer: the empress is obsessive beneath her dignified facade, the noble consort hides murderous intent behind her charms, and even the sweet, innocent consort has a thousand tricks up her sleeve. Shen Yan sighs and pulls out his little notebook to write: “The noble c —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 The Star-Eyed Era: Ruling the Nine Heavens with My Eyes 星瞳纪元之瞳御九天 During a family crisis, Yun Che accidentally awakens the Star Eyes while protecting his loved ones, catching his first glimpse of the wonders of ocular arts: “See Through All Things” and “Predict Trajectories.” This section focuses on the profound physical and mental changes he undergoes upon awakening, as well as his shock and confusion. The Path of Cultivation, First Display of Brilliance: Yun Che joins the Tianshu Sect and meets Feng Buyu, who guides him on his path. Under the sect’s tutelag 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Above the Undercurrent: Ding Yi's Political Career 潜流之上：丁一官场记 Through Ding Yi's ups and downs in the political arena and the intertwined fates of several women, this novel explores how individuals can hold on to their ideals, conscience, and principles amid the tide of power's unspoken rules, and ultimately achieve redemption and reshape their sense of purpose. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 The Ghost-Dreaded Girl’s KPI Crisis 鬼见愁少女的KPI危机 Midnight, at the mass graveyard south of the city. Su Xiaocan held up her phone stand and flashed the camera a professionally fake smile. “Come on, guys, send those gifts! The streamer’s about to give you a performance: dancing on a grave!” She hit play on the speaker. The blaring strains of “The Most Dazzling Folk Style” instantly shattered the cemetery’s silence. As she danced, she stole glances at her phone screen. [User 7438: The streamer’s badass! I think the third grave on the left just mo 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 16 Apocalypse Descends: From the Start, I Have an Orphanage 末世降临：开局一座孤儿院 Apocalypse Descends: From the Start, I Have an Orphanage, and Brother Jin Goes on a Rampage Cold raindrops pelted the rusted iron gate of Sunshine Welfare Home like bullets, rattling against it. Dirty floodwater had already risen past the ankles in the courtyard. The branches of several old trees swayed helplessly in the gale, as if foreshadowing some impending disaster. Brother Jin stood at the far end of the second-floor corridor, a cheap cigarette between his lips. Through the swirling smoke, 6Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Stalker's Love 跟踪狂的爱情
A Stalker's Love
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- 18 I Starved to Death Writing Novels, Then Came Back to Life in Another World 靠写小说饿死后然后复活在异世界 I Starved to Death Writing Novels, Then Came Back to Life in Another World 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 After I Bound the Rain Skill 绑定下雨技能之后 After Binding the Rainfall Skill 28Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Forest Journey 森林旅 Forest Journey 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 I Transmigrated and Got a System 穿越从得到系统开始 Transmigrating Begins with Getting a System 85Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Transmigrating to an Ancient World 穿越到古代世界 Transmigrated to an Ancient World 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Starting with Qian Meili, I Lose My Way to Becoming the Richest Man 亏成首富从钱美丽开始 How to Lose Money Your Way to Becoming the Richest Man, Starting with Qian Meili 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 At the Noble Academy, When I Met the Princes 贵族学院之当我遇到王子们 At the Noble Academy: When I Met the Princes 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 The Witch's Journey 魔女之旅 The Journey of Elaina 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 Her Majesty the Empress! 女皇陛下！ Your Majesty, the Empress! 10Reads—Score—14d adds
