I’m a Yellow Turban Rebel, and One Cleaver Is All It Takes to Destroy the Three Kingdoms!

A Yellow Turban bandit, a kitchen knife, and the destruction of the Three Kingdoms? What a joke! That’s right! Starting with nothing but a kitchen knife, I’ll fight my way from the war between the warlords to the struggle for supremacy over the Three Kingdoms. I have come bearing the Mandate of Heaven and a great mission: to carefully cook up the grand feast of unifying the Three Kingdoms and welcoming envoys from every corner of the land! I can’t sit facing south as emperor or carve out a domain and rule as a hegemon, but I can enjoy every pleasure life has to offer! Heroes from every faction take turns stepping up, yet none can stop a kitchen knife from carving its way through them with wild abandon. A life of luxury and carefree pleasure all starts with a kitchen knife. What makes this kitchen knife so miraculous? Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me perish!