
I’m the Old Gatekeeper: From the Start, I Sign In and Play the Tiger to Fool the Pig
我,门卫大爷,开局签到扮虎吃猪
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 160k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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This Poor Daoist Is at the End of His Rope. Can Anyone Grant Me a Good Book?
Is life even worth living when there's nothing to read? I'll trade 50 years of being single for all you fellow Daoists coming through for me. (A good person stays single for life.)
The Protagonist Is an Older Man or an Elderly Person, Anything but a Teenager
Every protagonist in Tomato's novels seems to be a young man, and I'm getting tired of it. Are there any novels with a tough older guy as the protagonist? Any genre is fine, though a realistic post-apocalyptic setting would be ideal. 🤔
White-Haired Male Lead: Ruthless and from a Powerful Background
The face-slapping has to be satisfying, and the protagonist has to be cool and decisive.
Seeking a Protagonist Who Is an Old Man, Cannot Regain His Youthful Appearance, and Has a Terrifying Background or Level of Power
Please, I'm begging you, everyone!!! \(◎o◎)/!
Looking for Supernatural System Stories That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Mom Slaps You
I've been trying to find a paranormal novel with a System where the protagonist can grant objects the ability to kill ghosts. For example, making your Armor Hero transformation device actually work.
Cultivating in Seclusion from the Start, Emerging as the Sect’s Invincible Founder
From the start, the protagonist goes into seclusion and comes out as the sect's founding ancestor, the invincible kind.
I've Read Over 3,000 Books and I'm Seriously Out of Things to Read (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ). Any Recommendations?
Above all, I’d prefer a protagonist who isn’t a self-sacrificing do-gooder.
Recommend Your Hidden Gems
Any Stories Where the Protagonist Is Covered in Such Badass Tattoos That Even Ghosts Are Afraid?
Tomato Novel: A Truly Free Reading App
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It's a bit interesting. I see that this book no longer has the viciousness of the current novel, where he always fights and kills, as if the whole world owes him.
I've read dozens of chapters, The Domineering President, The Rebirth of the Immortal Emperor, The Unresolved Love Between Humans and Ghosts, Three Years of the Dragon King, Silly Girl, Conan Naruto... What a great guy, a super hodgepodge, not much conflict yet Cow, cow!
This book is sure to be a hit. It's so good. The protagonist's temperament matches his age, and he doesn't slap anyone in the face. He won't be aggressive unless provoked by someone. I won't say much. I'll start with five chapters. And I'm not asking for help.
As long as there is no harem and there are one or two female protagonists, I can accept it. It's okay if there is no female protagonist. As long as the five stars are always there, there is no need to worry about disappearing.
How to see the sun rising from the west? In Northern Europe, take a flight from Moscow to Helsinki, or South Africa if it is winter. Take a flight to Argentina in the evening so that you can see the sun rising from the west. Why? The reason why the sun sets from the west is because the earth rotates from west to east. All the earth's lines appear to be running to the west. Then you only need to catch up with the horizon on the surface of the earth. When your movement speed exceeds the speed of the horizon, the sun rises from the west to you. So why? Why go to Northern Europe? Because the angular speed of the earth's rotation is constant, that is, 360° in 24 hours, which is the speed of you at the equator. That is, when you are at the equator, the linear speed of the earth is the largest. Sitting on the ground, you travel eight times a day. Thousands of miles, but when you are close to the poles and the latitude is high, the linear speed of the earth is smaller. In this case, the flying speed of an airplane can easily exceed the linear speed of the longitude near the poles, so it is easy to practice. The sun rises from the west.
It's very interesting but the author is a bit short⊙⊙
I have to say that the author is really great. First comes first, there are novels, then there is the school beauty, then there is the personal expert, then there is the rebirth of the immortal emperor, and then there is the domineering president. The combination of multiple novels is really awesome.
It's awesome (if I hadn't made up at least five words, I wouldn't have said so much ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ)
Wonderful, yes, I'm just here to make up the word count. I can't comment if I don't have five words.
666, Good, good. This is the first time I have read this type of book as a bookworm for ten years. The content is very exciting. I look forward to the author's follow-up. 👏👏👏