The Supernatural Descends, But I Don't Panic: Gods and Buddhas Tattooed All Over My Body

(Brutal ghost-slaying, punches that hit hard, a sunny and cheerful young man, a muscular hunk, nearly invincible, roast it if it isn’t funny)

The gods have vanished, and the uncanny has descended!

While grabbing a late-night snack, Wang Meng felt that the first twenty-odd years of his life had been wasted.

Because he... had encountered a ghost!

At the critical moment, Wang Meng awakened the God and Buddha System. As long as he collected enough uncanny emotions, he could obtain a God or Buddha Possession Card and become a real man for ten minutes!

When the possession ended, the god or Buddha would leave a mark, a tattoo, on his body, permanently increasing his strength.

And so... the whole vibe changed!

Wang Meng learned the ghosts’ own tricks to fight them, brutally thrashing one terrifying specter after another as his strength continued to grow...

Hold on, you lousy System. I can understand getting Erlang Shen tattooed on me, but you want to put his third eye on my forehead? I’ll blow you up right now.

Short version:

“My name is Wang Meng. Meng, as in macho.”

“You want to know why I’m so tough?”

Wang Meng smiled faintly, tore open his shirt, and revealed a body covered in God and Buddha tattoos.

“The gods and Buddhas of heaven are all on me.”