Xuanzang, Put Down My Braised Pork!
唐僧，你放下我的红烧肉
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.2M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 5y ago
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Hilarious Enough to Kill You Laughing, but With a Great Moral Compass
Looking for historical fiction, no urban settings or everyone-dotting-on-the-heroine stories. The protagonist should make it on her own.
Novels That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Bed, With Eight-Pack Abs!!!
The kind that makes you laugh until you can't function. This poor reader is suffering from a reading drought.
There Are No More Masterpieces in the Primordial World Genre. Debate Me
Looking for Hilarious Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death
Extremely, ridiculously funny. Total silliness, and the protagonist isn’t a self-sacrificing saint.
I Haven’t Felt Like Reading Lately (‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧ Please Recommend Something Good
I Have Eight Divine Books to Share with Fellow Daoists
Looking for Food and Cooking Stories with Excellent Writing and No Idiotic Characters!!!
Food stories, cooking stories.
This Poor Daoist Is at the End of His Rope. Can Anyone Grant Me a Good Book?
Is life even worth living when there's nothing to read? I'll trade 50 years of being single for all you fellow Daoists coming through for me. (A good person stays single for life.)
Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry
No Dali, please. I've already finished it.
Novels So Funny You’ll Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts at Midnight >3<
Please recommend novels with lots of jokes and a really humorous style, the kind that make your stomach hurt from laughing. Thanks~
I Was Laughing So Hard My Stomach Hurt While Lying in Bed at Midnight
Books rated 8.0 or higher.
High-Energy Fantasy: Let's Read and Review Each Other's Stories
Looking for stories like The Love Story of Qiang Hai. Fantasy, survival and rebirth, inspiring romance, cultivation and adorable pets, transmigration and imaginative ideas.
So It Was You, That Monkey Eating Peaches Behind the Slanted Moon and Three Stars Cave!
Are there any good Journey to the West stories that aren't weird?
Any Journey to the West Stories Where Someone Is Simply Nice to the Monkey?
Transmigrated into Journey to the West as a Demon King Who Is One of the Tribulations
In a Reading Slump. Looking for Historical Stories with Big Ideas and a System, or System Stories Set in the Primordial Era or Journey to the West
Looking for a Story Where the Protagonist Is Tang Sanzang from Journey to the West and Is Already Invincible
Then, along the Journey to the West, he casually teaches them a little Daoism, and the three disciples benefit immensely.
Seeking Primordial Era Novels About the Heavenly Lord of Primordial Beginning
Primordial World + System + Comedy: Bring It All On!
Novels about the Primordial World, Investiture of the Gods, Journey to the West, and the like. Silly and funny, with a System. Bring them all on! Thanks, everyone!
Looking for a Protagonist Who Carries a Gatling Gun with Unlimited Ammo
Comedy → Brooding Charmer → System → Celebrity → Complete
A Carefree Life in the Primordial World, Quietly Becoming a Powerful Figure, With a Farming Plot
The protagonist transmigrates, quietly builds up their strength, and lives a laid-back farming life.
Any Novels About Opening a Shop in Another World?
Are there any novels about opening a shop in another world?
Any Fantasy Novels About a Nuclear-War Apocalypse on Earth Leading to the Myriad Worlds?
The protagonist fights alone in the apocalypse, then travels to the Myriad Worlds.
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Journey to the West Livestream: From the Start, I Make Tang Sanzang Choose How to Die
I Just Passed the Imperial Exam, and Now You Want Me to Journey to the West?
At Mount Fangcun, a Monkey Walks Through the Wrong Door from the Start
Journey to the West: God-Tier Choice System
Journey to the West: Starting by Saving Tang Sanzang's Mother
Journey to the West Livestream: I, Tang Sanzang, Can Unleash the Mighty Dragon
Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Slack Off and Dominate the Three Realms
Journey to the West: I, Jin Chanzi, Refuse to Become a Buddha
Honghuang: One Merit Every Second, Becoming a Great Luo Dao Lord
Honghuang: I Am the Supreme One, Transformed from Pangu’s Heart
Fear Not, Benefactor. This Humble Monk Will Personally Send You to the Western Heaven
I Teased the Three Holy Mothers from the Start, and Guanyin Forced Me to Protect Tang Sanzang
Journey to the West: The Strongest Tang Sanzang
I Transmigrated to Honghuang, but My Cultivation Realm Is Different from Everyone Else's
I Told You to Patrol the Mountain, Not Take Over the Territory
Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang Renounced the Secular Life from the Start, and Buddhism Still Wants to Flourish?
Sign-In in the Primordial World: I Became Patriarch Hongyun
I, Tang Sanzang! Taking an AK on My Journey to the West
Keeping a Diary in the Western Sect, I Leave Jieyin and Zhunti at Their Wits’ End
A Disciple of the Jie Sect, Six Six Six Six Six Six Six Six Six Six
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It slightly distorts history, but overall it's still quite watchable. Although there are some unpleasant feelings, you just can't help but want to watch it, like an addiction. You'd die if you didn't watch it for a day. The content is very humorous, which is great.
At first, I didn't think it was very good, but after seeing the rating, I persisted and read a few chapters and found it to be incredibly good and hilarious! Once I started reading, I couldn't stop. Ugh! I'm so annoyed because I'm currently experiencing a reading slump. I randomly picked a few books and found that they were all quite good, which made me unsure which one to read next. ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )
The most striking feature of this book is its humor; I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig in the middle of the night.
The author's writing is brilliant and his talent is extraordinary. If Li Bai, Tang Bohu, Du Fu, and Tagore were alive, they would surely be humbled and ashamed to face anyone after reading this book. My admiration for you is like a surging river, never-ending.
It's really good, I highly recommend everyone to watch it!
(Based on personal opinion) The book is okay, but the ending is a bit abrupt and feels disjointed. The second half of the book is slightly disjointed and doesn't quite fit the Journey to the West theme, but it's still quite novel. I hope the author can provide an ending.
The funniest novel ever, I laughed so hard!
It's quite interesting, with lots of laughs, but after watching it a lot, it feels like you're insulting your intelligence.
This book describes a scenario where the real-world internet is brought into a mythical world, a dream come true. It even corrupts Tang Sanzang, leading him to create his own eighty-one tribulations, a testament to his indomitable spirit as a lone star defying fate. The system, primarily focused on food, features braised pork as its main ingredient, wielding immense power and causing headaches for Buddhism. It uses its wisdom to utterly defeat mythology. 🤣🤣
It's very good. I hope the author can publish more novels with a prehistoric system theme.