Job Experience: All My Customers Are Idiots

Li Xu was bound to the "Career Experience System."

First mission: Work as a barber for one week!

Female customer: "I only wanted a little trim. You actually chopped off the waist-length hair I've spent five years growing?"

Acne-covered guy: "I never thought that someone as ugly as me could have the word 'handsome' applied to him one day!"

Actress: "I don't think being a C-list celebrity suits me anymore. I'm going for the A-list!"

Second mission: Work as a masseur for one week!

Male customer: "At first, I was against it, but that tingling sensation is simply unforgettable!"

Female CEO: "Ahem, I made some strange noises. Please excuse me!"

Ex-girlfriend: "If I'd known you had this skill, I should've offered to pay the bride price back then!"

Third mission: Work as a telemarketer for one week!

Coworker A: "He's not human. He's a god of sales!"

Coworker B: "I know our product..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.