Siheyuan: I'm Zhen Dongxu, and I Steal Qin Huairu Away

Just for making a snarky comment about Jia Dongxu's name, Zhen Dongxu transmigrated.

After arriving in the world of the courtyard house, he bound himself to a poaching System.

The first person he was supposed to poach was Jia Dongxu's blind date, Qin Huairu!

The real Dongxu was better than the fake Dongxu in every way, so poaching Qin Huairu was a sure thing.

But after he got married, the System actually told him to poach Lou Xiao'e, Yu Li, Yu Haitang, and others as well.

But he was already married! Wouldn't poaching them now make him a bigamist?

Luckily, the System was considerate. All he had to do was take their first time, and the poaching would count as complete.

And so, Zhen Dongxu became the courtyard's matchmaker.

After poaching Lou Xiao'e, he handed her over to Xu Damao.

After poaching Yu Li, he handed her over to Yan Jiecheng.

After poaching Yu Haitang, he handed her over to Liu Guangtian.

After poaching Ran Qiuxie, he handed her over to Silly Zhu.

Then one day, He Daqing married the young and beautiful White Widow, and Zhen Dongxu was dumbfounded. Should he poach her or not?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.