Siheyuan: Paralyzed from the Start, I Lie Flat to Deal with the Troublemakers!

Jiang Chong, the most miserable transmigrator in history.

Not only does he end up in a courtyard full of beasts, he starts out paralyzed, with no dog and no way to pick up items.

But even paralyzed, he can still stir up trouble. Even lying flat, he can still put the beasts in their place.

He paralyzes Jia Dongxu, causes Qin Huairu to miscarry, cripples Jia Zhangshi, and gets Bang Geng sent to prison, until the Jia family is utterly destroyed!

He makes Yu Li serve as a nanny, cleaning up after people; makes Yu Haitang kneel and beg for mercy, then serve as a maid; and leaves Third Master, who schemed against everyone, to watch his whole family end up on the streets!

He gets the tough-as-nails Silly Zhu frozen to death on the street, tricks the two-faced Xu Damao into raising another man's child, ruins First Master, the so-called paragon of morality, and has Second Master, the office-obsessed man, cleaning toilets!

P.S. This story has a bit of a mean streak, but not too much. The protagonist likes to make trouble and never takes things lying down or waits to strike back.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.