Heard Through the Grapevine

Just like the title says, all the stories in this book come from hearsay. Whether they're true or not is anyone's guess. If they can make you laugh, then this book has done its job. If not, then it hasn't done its job well enough.

The update schedule is just like the title: you never know when you'll hear another interesting story. Updates will come whenever they come.

Whether you're rich or broke, just show your support. I'd love it if readers left lots of comments. I don't care whether you rate the book, but preferably, don't give it a score. Seeing a perfect ten makes me nervous. I'm afraid the writing won't live up to it, turning that ten into an obvious joke and adding to the book's black humor.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.