The Three Kingdoms Don't Believe in Tears

Traveling through the Three Kingdoms, everyone likes to follow Mr. Cao. But I am different, I like to be my own boss. The remnant of the Yellow Turban, known as the Experience Baby, became an employee of our company. Zhang Jiao's daughter became my wife. My neighbor Gongsun Zan, wherever he goes with righteousness, he will accompany him in life and death! The sky can be used as a guide, and the white horse is the witness, and the white horse will follow you. But I didn't have any cavalry that I could use, so I took my staff and dug a hole together, waiting for Gongsun Zan, this iron fool, to jump into the hole with his soldiers and horses. In the end, I could only eat the horse meat with tears in my eyes. Zhang Yan, a Black Mountain bandit near my territory, I heard that he used to be a member of the Yellow Turbans, but now he has become a Black Mountain bandit. For this kind of lost lamb, I feel obligated to help him return from his own way... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.