Zhao Hua returned to his village, where the System descended and turned him into a livestreamer.
"Streamer, streamer! You can lure bees and butterflies, drive away birds and tame beasts. You can weave bamboo birds that fly and carve wooden fish that swim. Is there anything in this world you can't do?"
"Streamer, streamer! That's a century-old wild ginseng worth several million! You're using it to stew an old hen, just for a delicious soup? You're one powerful rich guy! Is there a ginseng baby? Show us on the livestream!"
"Streamer, streamer! That blue-and-white Yuan dynasty jar depicting figures and stories is worth over a hundred million, and you're using it to pickle salted duck eggs?"
"Huh? Really? There's loads of these things in the fields behind my mountain. I just dug this one up yesterday!"
From the start, Zhao Hua summoned a hundred birds to pay homage to the phoenix. He'd hoped to live in seclusion, anonymous and at ease, picking chrysanthemums beneath the eastern fence and gazing leisurely at the southern mountain. But his livestream exposed him.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
But I didn't get in completely^O^