Great Tang: Princess, Don't Blame Me for Being Inhuman

After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty during the Zhenguan era, Fang Yimeng became the nonexistent fourth son of the chancellor Fang Xuanling.

He thought a life of indulgence was waiting for him, but then the Don't Do It If You Don't Want to Die System bound itself to him.

"What? You want me to send Chang Le xx?"

Faced with the System's missions, Fang Yimeng was so terrified his eyelids trembled. But for the generous rewards, he risked his life to complete them.

Who could have guessed that courting death would become addictive? Soon, he was making trouble all across the Tang dynasty.

At the Retired Emperor Li Yuan's birthday celebration, he loudly cursed Li Yuan, calling him inhuman and his son a thief. He almost got beheaded.

On the battlefield between the two armies, he forced beer down Jieli's throat. The Turks mistook it for horse urine, and a battle broke out.

In front of the Taiji Palace, he led Empress Zhangsun Wugou in a square dance, claiming it was a treatment for her dizziness.

In the Golden Throne Hall, he took the lead in a dance party, making Wei Zheng and the others shake their heads in disbelief.

As a result, several princesses became very interested in him, all eager to give him a try.

Fang Yimeng: Princess, don't blame me for being inhuman.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.