I Copied the Gourd Babies System

Spiritual qi revival, monstrous beasts invade!

I actually got a Seven Calabash Brothers System.

Big Brother: I have boundless strength, but I would rather die than haul bricks.

Second Brother: I have farsight and super hearing, but I won't snoop or eavesdrop on people.

Third Brother: I'm short on cash, but I can't perform the chest-smashing stunt at the subway entrance. It's too embarrassing.

Fourth Brother: I'd rather starve than stoke a boiler. I'm afraid the soot will turn me black, and makeup won't help.

Fifth Brother: I'd rather die than water flowers...

Sixth Brother: Sure, I can turn invisible, but I absolutely won't do that sort of thing!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.