Three Kingdoms: I'm Really Not the Big-Eared Bandit

"Big Brother! Big Brother! We've got the details. Yuan Shao has rallied eighteen warlords to campaign against Dong Zhuo."

When Liu Hui hears this and sees Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, he is utterly dumbfounded. He actually became Liu Bei.

Even more absurdly, he also has a System that can summon any hero at any time.

Pei Yuanqing: "My lord, I'll kill Hua Xiong with three hammer blows."

Little Li Guang Hua Rong: "My lord, I'll take down Lü Meng with a single arrow."

Fan Lihua: "My lord, I'll beat Zhou Yu until he drops his helmet and armor."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.