Li Dan wakes up to find himself a month-old baby, the son of Consort Chen, who has been banished to the Cold Palace by the Tang imperial family! He also activates the Gourd Brothers Emperor System! As Li Shimin's tenth prince, everyone calls him a monster!
What? You say I'm a monster of the Tang Empire?! Then I'll turn the whole empire upside down!
Want to assassinate me? Watch as Third Brother's bronze skin makes me impervious to blades and spears! Want to frame me? I'll use clairvoyance and super hearing to gather intelligence!
Tibet invades? I can become a giant and turn into a ruthless butcher! Chang'an is hit by drought? I'll swallow up the water and make the South-to-North Water Diversion a reality!
See how the monstrous Li Dan, barely a month old, writes his own legendary tale in the Tang Empire!
P.S. No groveling or pandering. He kills decisively. The most miserable Li Er in history.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
An eight-year-old prime minister, a nine-year-old general, and the full moon protagonist! Awesome
Trolls, trolls, please have some virtue. Who did you find this for? I'll go to the comment section of his book to have a look. There are a lot of people who are paralyzed by fun. I hope your comment section can be more resistant to trolls. Trolls, please pay attention to your personal hygiene. Wash your butt (brush your teeth) and stop spraying shit.
An eight-year-old prime minister? A nine-year-old general? A guest appearance? A show of IQ? The protagonist must be awesome? There is also a charge? Calabash baby? The shrimp chicken bar removes the eggs. In other books, the characters are used as foils for the protagonists of your own books? What about the IQ? I still haven't figured out what's going on. Yes, the protagonists are all right. Li Shimin has no brains. Is everything like this?
Didn't Gao Yang have an affair with Monk Bianji? The protagonist felt very comfortable wearing a cuckold.
Author, you want to make everyone except Li Shimin look like children
I went to the eight-year-old prime minister and the nine-year-old general. Am I dazzled or you typed the wrong author. I just read a few chapters and I don't want to read anymore.
It's so ridiculous, I'm speechless. I'm still talking about Calabash Baby. Oh my God.
It's so joyful to have children in charge of the whole dynasty. The eight-year-old prime minister and the nine-year-old general are so funny.
What the hell is this? It has such a high rating.
. . . . What kind of boring person would read this book?