Urban: My Book Reviews Can Be Cashed In

When Xu He woke up, he discovered that his flop of a novel had somehow attracted a crowd of powerful celestial beings. And so began the story of a nobody turning his fortunes around.

God of Wealth VIP★★: "Update already! I'll bless you with endless good fortune!"

Queen Mother of the West VIP★★★★: "Dear author, please update soon! I'll reward you with a celestial peach from Heaven."

Sun Wukong VIP★: "Update, now! I'll reward you with ten thousand of my monkey hairs!"

Taishang Laojun VIP★★★: "Bro! I'm begging you, update already. Just one chapter, just one! I'll give you anything you want!"

King of Hell VIP★★★: "Great author, if you post ten chapters today, I'll lend you Black and White Impermanence. You can order them around as you please!"

Looking at the lively comments section, Xu He fell to his knees. "Thank you, great ones, for the rewards and for urging me to update! Your humble servant will get right to writing..."

The blurb doesn't do it justice, but the main story is a blast. If you don't enjoy it, come fight me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.