Raising Ghosts: It Begins by Making Them Break Down

You've heard of humans being played with by ghosts, but not of humans playing with ghosts.

After binding himself to the Human Plays With Ghosts System, Yang Hao began his daily routine of raising ghosts.

"Slit-Mouth Woman, mop the floor clean today. Hey, why are you glaring at me? Keep it up and I'll drip candle wax on you tonight!"

"Ding! Slit-Mouth Woman is terrified. Points +10."

"Sadako, I'm hungry. Go make some Japanese food. That's a good girl. Come on, make a heart sign."

"Ding! Sadako is happy. Points +10."

"Tomie, Kayako, and Chu Renmei, the three of you play cards nicely. No fighting! And you, Xiaoqian! Don't spit on them just because you're helping Chu Renmei! Watch out, or I'll spank you! Be good, listen, and get along!"

"Ding! The ghosts are united and friendly. Points +100."

Yang Hao: "What? You want to know what my biggest hobby is?"

"Other people pet cats and dogs. I pet ghosts..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.