NBA: From the Start, I Make Kevin Durant Storm Off

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully transmigrated and obtained the NBA Ultimate Trash-Talking System.

The Host must talk trash and argue with people during games. The effectiveness of your trash talk earns you different amounts of Trash-Talk Coins, which can be exchanged in the System Shop for NBA players' skills or directly for real-world items.

Lin Guan was overjoyed. Trash-talk? Argue? Talk smack?

Holy crap, he was good at that...

Lin Guan fired back at American fans: "So what if we're Chinese? Did a Chinese guy steal your wife? Did a Chinese guy make you wear the cuckold's hat?"

He laid into his opponent: "So you made a three-pointer. Big deal! You're acting like you've made it all the way to Siberia! I'll show you what a real three-pointer looks like tonight!"

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received 12 Trash-Talk Coins.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received 38 Trash-Talk Coins.

Ding! Because the Host has displayed an unparalleled, monstrous talent for trash-talking and arguing, the System awards...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.