NBA: Team Up with Yi Jianlian and Crush the League!

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Qin Fei transmigrates to the 2009-10 season. With help from his wealthy father, he makes it into the NBA and becomes teammates with Yi Jianlian on the New Jersey Nets.

It doesn't matter where a hero comes from. Qin Fei's journey to NBA superstardom starts with waving towels...

Yi Jianlian: "Qin Fei, I heard your dad is going to buy our team?"

Michael Jordan: "Don't call me the God of Basketball in front of Qin. It's embarrassing, ducky!"

Kevin Durant: "Qin's arrival means I'll never get to drink Scarlett's bathwater again."

Shaquille O'Neal: "On the streets of downtown New York, ask around and find out who's your daddy!"

Stephen Curry pulled out a lighter: "Hey, Brother Qin! Want a cigarette?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.