The System Tortures Me 300 Times

Who are you? Why are you so awesome? You've gotten cocky, but you're still such a rascal! I'm Yao Lao. Call me big brother, and I'll teach you to be just as cocky as me.

Don't you know about QQ? The notorious bandit family of the old days. I swing a snot bubble with my left hand.

In my right hand, I hold a tall stalk of sugarcane. A little Xiali car sits in front of my tractor.

You want me to call you big brother? Who do you think you are?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.