There's Something Wrong with My Host

Other people bind Hosts, so I bind a Host too.

Other people's Hosts are either born with the makings of a Great Emperor or work hard to improve themselves.

But what on earth is this Host of mine?

Great System Emperor above, what kind of thing have I bound myself to?

I give you a mission, and you turn around and lecture me.

I give you weapons and cultivation techniques, and you use them to prop up a table leg.

I give you the divine weapon Sky-Shaking Thunder, and you use it to blow up the outhouse.

Heavens, please save this poor little System. What kind of weirdo is this?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.