Shocking: My System Has Gone Rogue

Everyone else gets bound to a System, and I got one too.

So why does my System make me become a beggar?

Why does it make me practice the Evil-Resisting Sword Manual?

Why does it make me become a cross-dressing celebrity?

My System is broken.

Why does Conan keep commenting on cross-dressing?

Good heavens, System, could you please act like a decent person?

I thought I could rise against the heavens, but instead I fell straight into hell.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.