An Ordinary Man in the Worlds Beyond

Tony Stark, why does standing beside you make my intelligence drop?

Hulk, whenever I'm beside you, I can never transform. I really like this feeling.

Saitama, why do my punches have no effect on you?

Ruthless Empress, in front of you, I'm just an ordinary mortal. What exactly did you do to me?

I'm just an ordinary person. I'm pretty unremarkable. Okay, I'm definitely unremarkable.

But my ability can only make others as ordinary as I am. Since my golden finger is absurdly powerful, my lifespan is only a hundred years.

I really wish I could live forever!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.