Marvel: I Own a Clinic

Li Xuan transmigrates to the Marvel Universe and opens a small clinic in Manhattan, New York.

"Patient: Jiraiya. Condition: Perverted old man syndrome. Jiraiya has recently been feeling that his body can barely keep up, so he wants to get his condition treated. Cure reward: Jiraiya's Ninjutsu Lucky Draw Gift Pack!"

"Patient: Sakata Gintoki. Condition: Fear-of-ghosts syndrome. As a strong man, Sakata Gintoki is so afraid of ghosts that he sings Doraemon songs. It's humiliating, so he wants to stop being afraid of ghosts! Cure reward: Sakata Gintoki's Swordsmanship Gift Pack!"

"Patient: Shirai Kuroko. Condition: Delusional disorder. She fantasizes every day about getting frisky with her beloved upperclassman, and she wants to change! Cure reward: Level 4 spatial teleportation ability!"

"Patient: Deadpool. Condition: Excessive chattiness and erratic behavior. Deadpool says he wants to be a normal person again! Cure reward: Deadpool's legendary trash-talking skills!"

Li Xuan: WTF???

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